Various Pages On the Web Pertaining to Me

Slimy Things with Legs Legal Services- All communication with me should be done through my lawyer Larry Lemora, esq. No exceptions, please.

Other Wacky Stuff With Which I am Associated

The Anvil Trapeze - UCLA's only independant humor magazine. Yeah, baby, we tell it like it is! No more kowtowing to the Man! We're making gravy without the lumps! Down with government!

Daily Bruin- The UCLA Daily Bruin, where I once had a thankless job as On-Campus Arts and Entertainment editor and also secretly wrote a weekly cartoon called Life 'n' Lecture. Shhh! Don't tell anyone. It's a secret!

Enigma- UCLA's science fiction, fantasy, and gaming society. Fun!

Akadot, where anime news is read. I used to freelance for this site. Check it out, and learn everything you wanted to know about tentacle rape but were afraid to ask!

Elfwood-Elfwood Fantasy and Science Fiction Art and Writing. Your one stop shop for crappy amateur pictures of anime-style fairies.

My Elfwood Writing Page

Deviant Art - More crappy amateur art for your perusal. But now with 80% more FUN.

My Deviant Art Site - Yeah, because you just can't get enough of my crappy output, can you? Check out more of me at my Deviant Art site. I'm under Galago, so-named for my favoritest video game of all time- GALAGA!!! But, see, Galago would be the male version of the name. Also, I kinda look like a bushbaby. It's a double entendre. Hur hur.

ISM- The official homepage of my graduating high school class at my old alma mater, International School Manila.

Friends of Mine Who Have Gone On-Line

Alwonger.com - My good pal Alwonger's in China! Read about her adventures here!

My girlfriend's Deviant Art Site - My girlfriend's deviant art site.

Edgyspice's Deviant Art Site - With a tribute to Clay Aiken. No. Troy Aiken. No. Clay Aiken. Yes.

My girlfriend's Fantasy Art Page

My girlfriend's Science Fiction Art Page

Pink Terror's Page- My good friend the Pink Terror put up this page recently. It's cool. Scroll down to see the real stuff; the top's just a bunch of link exchange crap.

24-Carat Plastic- My girlfriend's site about The Buggles. Yep.

Miles' Page- My old pal Miles created this page back when the dinosaurs ruled the Earth. Literally. Worth a gander if you like Spaceballs, and who doesn't?

Craig's List of Great, but Seldom Seen, Movies - Craig's got a list of great but seldom seen movies. They are, indeed, great but seldom seen.

Psyguy's Couch-Psyguy 773's site. A great artist, poet, and all around knowledgeable psychologist-type guy! While you're there, check out the timeless writing of the immortal Fred Lutz! Fred Lutz's poetry can also be read at Poetry.com.

Dangerous Days- My old friend Stella has this on-line journal where she collects her deep thoughts!

Tale Feathers - Greenbird's Live Journal!

Whistling in the Dark - Brokenallbroken's Live Journal!

Your True Hero- I was surprised to find out that my brother Tommy wrote this essay about me. If you know Tommy like I do, it's even more surprising. Go there and learn what a great guy I am. Although be warned that he did exaggerate a wee bit. I didn't exactly tell him to ride his bike into a tree.

Teenage Wasteland - The very talented Edgyspice made this website all about the Who and stuff. It's Baba O'Reilly, damnit! Ees good.

The Casebook of Barrington Smythe - Gotta mention this. Mitch Greig's a right upstanding fellow and he writes some damn good Sherlock Holmesian Steampunk-type stories. Fun! Adventure! Thrills! See it! And he's got more here!

Comic Indexes

Big Panda- One of the most complete listings of web comics that there is. Once. I think´s it´s now defunct.

The Belfry- Good listings of web comics that there is. Plus, more importantly, it includes me.

Dragonwurx-Good listing of internet fantasy comics. I'm on there, too. Bully for me.

Small Dragon-Another good listing of internet fantasy comics. I'm on there, too. Bully for me, again.

Astronerdboy-The most complete listing of internet comics. Period. And, yes, I am listed there, thanks for asking.

Shounen Ai Directory of On-Line Manga- I'm here, too, so I guess I'm an on-line manga. Go figure.

Fantasy Lair - Webcomic Group that includes all the GOOD fantasy webcomics. And me. My name's not on the page either because they totally suck at updating to the point that you can be a member for half a year and still not get any benefit or because they secretly hate me and refuse to add my name because I suck but they didn't want to tell me. Ha ha! I kid because I love! Anybody who´s anybody´s there; check it out!

Turbo Cool - The Embarrassingly Named Webcomic Collective. Sorry, folks! Only cool people are allowed to visit this link! So ask yourself this: Are you cool?

Visit these pages or Die!!! (Or, possibly, SKATE OR DIE!!!)

The Brunching Shuttlecocks - This site used to be really funny before the webmaster sold out to the man. Now it never updates and it's clogged with ads. Progress! Or entropy. One or the other.

Seanbaby- This page stopped updating a while back but it's still funny. Especially the Superfriends pages.

Jabootu's Bad Movie Dimension - Your place for movie cheese and crazy right-wing tomfoolery!

Spinnwebe- Not nearly as good since THE MAN made him take down the Dysfunctional Family Circus but there's still plenty of good stuff here. It's a Dysfunctional Life has its moments.

Paper Tigers - Mokie's site. Good because it mentions me. As more sites ought to do.

Thoughtviper - Bill the Splut's "Home" on the "Interweb" "Superhighway."

Everything2 - Don't know how to explain this. But it's got everything! Except Gonterman, strangely. There's no Gonterman to be seen. Someone better fix that.

Sweet Sorcery - Lord of the Rings slash fan fiction. Yes, that means lots of stories about Gandalf and Frodo getting it on and only God knows how many bad puns about the "Lord of the Cockrings." Ha ha, It's funny because it's like Lord of teh Rings but different! Anyway, I mention this because Kitsune25, a good friend to this site, has some fine writing there. I don't normally go for this sort of thing but, hey, she's not half bad. Plus, unlike some other stories I could mention, hers never use the phrase "hobbit sausage." Ew.

Global Asylum - Dedicated to the nonsensical overthrow of reality. Finally, an excuse to wear make-up! I mean, a cause I can rally behind!

Robot Frank - The place to join the Robot Army!

Crush Yiff Destroy - Need some news about chinchillas with cocks? Find out here.

Portal of Evil - For all your hentai, dead baby, and juggalo needs.

Something Awful - "The Internet makes you stupid." Yes. Yes, it does.

Tweening with Meaning - Toonheads unite! The Odd One's cartoon and animation blog, lots of good meaty info there on the world of ani-ma-nation. Also, I post occasionally. Look for me.

Fanfiction.net - Have you ever wished you could find "Secret of NIMH" incest porn stories? Or maybe Voltron/Jem and the Holograms cross-over slash? Or maybe just a good old-fashioned story about Capt. Piccard showing off his Captain's Log if ya know what I mean hur hur hur. Well, look no further. Fanfiction.net has all that and more. Actually, I just mention it because my good friend The V-Mailer has written a couple of strangely good fan fics here. Read them and marvel, not only at her amazing ability to use English, but also at the incredible lack of any Heathcliff tentacle rape!

The Cheese Factory of Fun and Love - The title says it all.

Mary Sue Avatar Appreciation Society-Funny site all about the not so dark side of fan fics - The Mary Sue part.

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